Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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