I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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