My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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