Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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