Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
