What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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