Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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