So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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