It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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