FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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