bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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