i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize
