Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he shaved USA in his pubs
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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