it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Randomize