Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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