I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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