Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
