11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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