Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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