He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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