I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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