wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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