I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Screwed.edu
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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