So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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