I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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