i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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