And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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