When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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