Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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