Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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