We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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