Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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