He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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