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They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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