we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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