Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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