I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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