NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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