good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Everyone says I win the strip club
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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