I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He did a backflip because drugs
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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