i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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