This show inspires me to have sex in space
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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