im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
did you just send me my own nude
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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