I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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