I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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