I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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