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walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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