i will never coherently bang her
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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