I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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