Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
