Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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