He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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