U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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