My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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