Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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