We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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