I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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