were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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