do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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